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By: Helicioso. Mr. Eutimio Follador suffered a terrible accident with a chainsaw, in which his reproductive organs were completely severed. The director of one of the most advanced clinics in that specialty, Dr. Tuyuka Glande, told him that science was very advanced and they could reconstruct it through an operation called a penectomy, which consists of transplanting another member to him, and it would function like that of a 15-year-old boy, but it had to be to his liking, that…

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By: Helicioso* Kim Jong-un, the ‘short ass’, ‘short-legged’ and ‘chubby’ god of North Korea since 2011, is the son of Kim Jong-il and grandson of Kim Il-sung. He is the big boss of a country with just 120.540 km² inhabited in 2026 by more or less 26 million foolish citizens, whose capital is Pyongyang. Over there you cannot think differently from the regime, because you end up dead. North Koreans receive, through balloons sent from Seoul, South Korea, all kinds…

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The fortune teller and Vice President of Nicaragua Rosario Murillo, together with her unlearned husband Daniel Ortega, for the third time since 2023, prohibit the Holy Week processions in all the cities of Nicaragua. 14,000 agents closely monitor the churches, so that there are no acts of faith or gatherings around the crucified Jesus. Religious experts say that Daniel is afraid of a resurrection of the Nazarene during Holy Week, because he will hold him accountable for all the crimes…

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By: Helicioso* The presidents: Gustavo Petro of Colombia and Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva of Brazil, referred to the actions of the United States in Venezuela and Iran, calling Nicolás Maduro’s extraction “an act of force against a South American country” and labeled the bombardment of the Persian nation as a “violation of the sovereignty of Iranians and of international law,” “these attacks represent a serious threat to the life and health of the civilian population, exposing them to the…

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For: Nabila Sharifi (name changed for security). In Iran, the morality police capture hundreds of women for these sins: sing in the bathroom, walk with a sway, speak loudly, because her buttocks show through her skirt, (poor big butts), for going out alone on the street, for wearing perfume, for dyeing her hair, or for wearing makeup. The perverse commandment says that for Allah it is a very serious sin to show any hair on the forehead or on the…

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This article was made with pure Brain Intelligence from the author, seasoned with a pinch of dark humor and a bit of sarcasm to make you laugh while thinking. By: Helicioso* When you live in a place as dangerous as planet Earth, the least that can happen to you is that you get robbed, raped (it doesn’t matter if you are a man or a woman), kidnapped, or murdered on any street corner and for any reason. If a person…

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By: Helí Jurado Sierra. The first venomous viper is found in Russia. On its cold body, it has three stripes of white, blue, and red, and it is known as ‘serpens Putin.’ It is a dwarf snake, but extremely venomous, attacks treacherously, and after biting, it eats its own brothers. The second venomous viper is found in China; it is red in color, with five yellow star-shaped spots on its body. Its scientific name is “Serpens Jinping,” and it has…

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By. HELICIOSO: We, the fans of that beautiful sport, think that the powerful Italian-Swiss leader is totally out of place to make such an outrageous statement. It is not about hating anyone; It is simply the appropriate punishment for a country that uses its strength to inflict desolation and death on the weakest. Football fans (and there are millions of us) think that, under the same conditions in which Putin, as Russia’s ‘war chief’ for 25 years, stated directly and…

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