By: Helí Jurado Sierra.

The first venomous viper is found in Russia. On its cold body, it has three stripes of white, blue, and red, and it is known as ‘serpens Putin.’ It is a dwarf snake, but extremely venomous, attacks treacherously, and after biting, it eats its own brothers.

The second venomous viper is found in China; it is red in color, with five yellow star-shaped spots on its body. Its scientific name is “Serpens Jinping,” and it has sleepy, slanted eyes that follow you everywhere. It reproduces by the millions. Its spread across Europe and South America poses a serious threat to ecology and to humans because it captures millions of fish. Its bite causes deadly viruses.

The third venomous viper is found in Asia, specifically in Iran, it is known as: “Khamenei serpens”. It has three stripes of green, white and red. It is supremely poisonous and mercilessly attacks women who do not protect themselves with a blanket called a hijab. They are suicidal and kill those who are not of their race.

The fourth venomous viper found in North Korea has three stripes: two blue stripes on the top and bottom, and a red one in the middle, with a red ball that has a small red star-like spot. This snake, when it senses rejection, bites you mercilessly; it belongs to the family ‘Serpens Kim quiet ass.’ In that country, it is considered a deity, and all inhabitants are required to worship it like a god.

The four aforementioned venomous snakes live in hunger and are spreading all over the world, causing bites left and right.

The democratic and free nations of the world have asked the United States to fumigate these pests, so that they do not multiply or contaminate the world.