This article was made with pure Brain Intelligence from the author, seasoned with a pinch of dark humor and a bit of sarcasm to make you laugh while thinking.

By: Helicioso*

When you live in a place as dangerous as planet Earth, the least that can happen to you is that you get robbed, raped (it doesn’t matter if you are a man or a woman), kidnapped, or murdered on any street corner and for any reason.

If a person had the misfortune of being born in Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea, Russia, Belarus, China, Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Eritrea or any other satrapy, they will have the following ‘rights’: to endure hunger, to not think for themselves, to not have freedom, to not possess as much money as their leaders, to not tell the truth about their government, and to not protest.

I am one of those who applaud the American Delta Force wildly for having extracted, with surgical precision, the carcinoma Maduro from Fort Tiuna, responsible for the hunger, misery, humiliation, crime and backwardness of one of the richest countries on earth. And then, in record time, they took the bloodthirsty Iranian Khamenei out of circulation, not to be confused with Khomeini, both characters were bearded, ayatollahs, octogenarians, Islamist clerics, very similar in their faces and in their perversity, or as the reggaeton boys say: “they were the same shit”.

Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, who ruled Iran for 37 years, from 1941 to 1979, was overthrown by Ayatollah Ruhollah Musavi Khomeini on January 16, 1979. When Khomeini died from three heart attacks, he was succeeded by Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei, who, after subduing, tormenting, and humiliating his beautiful Persian people, died of “lead poisoning” caused by a precious American bombing of Tehran on March 1, 2026.

Iran had endured 46 years of suffering and tyranny at the hands of the diabolical ayatollahs, who held the record of 120,000 citizens massacred by bullets, some, and others publicly hanged. Many of them, women, accused of wearing tight dresses, or reported for being in a public place humming the song “La cucaracha”, or as happened to the 22-year-old Mahsa Amini, whom the “morality police” kicked to death for not wearing her hijab or Islamic veil properly; that is, because of the wind, her veil blew away, revealing a tuft of hair on her forehead, and that lock of hair in the air in that evil theocracy constitutes a very serious sin in the eyes of Allah.

There, women are strictly forbidden from singing or speaking loudly; they are also prohibited from swimming, let alone dancing. This obscurantist regime is of unparalleled patriarchal brutality, feared by the majority of Iran’s ninety million people.

In their madness they threatened to wipe out Israel and the United States; that’s where the Americans, always so astute, discovered that, instead of enriching the country, they were enriching uranium, but it backfired on them, because the gringos got ahead of them and left them high and dry.

The Americans, led by Donald Trump, very politely told them that “they were going to throw them some Lukas,” and the fools were very happy thinking that they were going to be given money, but they didn’t understand that this phrase in the language of aeronautical combat translates to: “to throw kamikaze drones Lukas.”

They also visited them with Tomahawk cruise missiles, and sent them GBU-57 bunker-buster bombs and other destructive toys, which even destroyed the dog’s nest.

The world is waiting expectantly and eagerly for them to do the same in Cuba, where they have endured 66 years of a painful dictatorship, and in Nicaragua, where an illiterate man and a witch are taking advantage of the poor people.

This article begins with a headline so important it’s worthy of a university exam: ¿IS A GUARDIAN NECESSARY FOR THE WORLD?

The answer is very simple and precise: of course, an efficient police force is needed, one that restores order and liberates many countries from the oppression, humiliation, and hunger to which they are subjected. For the moment, the United States, led by the impetuous Donald Trump, is doing a marvelous job.

*HELICIOSO: HELÍ JURADO SIERRA.