By: Helicioso*

Kim Jong-un, the ‘short ass’, ‘short-legged’ and ‘chubby’ god of North Korea since 2011, is the son of Kim Jong-il and grandson of Kim Il-sung.

He is the big boss of a country with just 120.540 km² inhabited in 2026 by more or less 26 million foolish citizens, whose capital is Pyongyang. Over there you cannot think differently from the regime, because you end up dead.

North Koreans receive, through balloons sent from Seoul, South Korea, all kinds of American propaganda about movies, dance, music, gastronomy, and ways of life in total freedom.

According to a report by the human rights organization, Transnational Justice Working Group (TJWG), there has been a huge increase in deaths by execution related to religious practices, reading about Western culture, or watching North American movies.

In North Korea it is also forbidden to have a Bible, that dangerous criminal behavior takes the possessor of the sacred book straight to the scaffold.

Between 2011 and 2024, the great Kim ordered 358 people to be killed by firing squad, hanging or beheading, the modality of execution depends on the crime and the impression that the government wants to make among the audience. Other offenders of trivial causes pay sentences of up to 30 years.  This lethality makes the people loyal to the regime out of physical fear.

The young members of the governmental or military elite live constantly attentive to South Korean pop music and beautiful American movies, all of it acquired smuggled and knowing that they risk their lives to possess such information.

In January 2022, a twenty-year-old girl, along with her partner, was publicly executed for watching South Korean movies; she was the daughter of a high-ranking official of the Ministry of Security, which aggravated her crime, as her family was sent to a political prison camp. 300 people were “invited” to the horrifying macabre spectacle of the hanging, who must have watched smiling as their friends died in a horrifying way.

Kim Jong-un’s government sentenced her to 30 years in prison for not saving the portraits of Kim’s father and grandfather, instead of saving her children.

The regime of ‘Divine Kim,’ to whom the wicked Caligula pales in comparison, strictly prohibits its fellow citizens from watching foreign movies, musical programs, or videos, because it undermines the false rhetoric that North Koreans live in a paradise, when the paradise of freedom and democracy is in the United States.

*Helicioso: Helí Jurado Sierra.