By: Helicioso.

Mr. Eutimio Follador suffered a terrible accident with a chainsaw, in which his reproductive organs were completely severed. The director of one of the most advanced clinics in that specialty, Dr. Tuyuka Glande, told him that science was very advanced and they could reconstruct it through an operation called a penectomy, which consists of transplanting another member to him, and it would function like that of a 15-year-old boy, but it had to be to his liking, that is, he could choose between small, medium, or large size.

Since the EPS doesn’t cover the cost of the surgery, they suggested he talk to the treasury, where they told him that the small one (7 cm) would cost $4,000, the medium one (12 cm) $7,000, and the large one (23 cm) would cost $15,000.

Don Eutimio Follador, a man of good financial standing, was undecided about choosing a medium or even large size, but the doctor advised him that it was better to make that decision together with his wife, to avoid future regrets.

Immediately, Don Eutimio called his wife, Doña Avina Grada, and explained in detail the options that were available to her. When the doctor came to his room to find out the answer, he found the patient with a sad and dejected look on his face, so he asked him what they had decided, to which he replied: “My wife decided on the $15,000, but to buy new furniture.”